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Post by Bre on Nov 22, 2006 9:05:55 GMT 10
A Buffy DVD all smashed and burned!!!! I was so furious I ...
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Post by Dana on Jul 23, 2007 20:38:23 GMT 10
..stood up and yelled angrily "HAY!!" and threw my mobile at the abductors.
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Post by Allan on Jul 23, 2007 22:09:12 GMT 10
As the mobile hit the ground, the abductors panicked. "How can anybody have a Backstreet Boys ringtone?" they asked.
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Post by Dana on Jul 24, 2007 2:02:32 GMT 10
I started running towards them in blind rage yelling "How could you do that to Buffy?" "I will stake you"
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Post by Allan on Jul 24, 2007 11:16:40 GMT 10
And I luckily found a wooden stake on the ground. I picked it up, and...
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Post by Dana on Jul 25, 2007 23:18:02 GMT 10
..threw it at my abductors getting one of them right in the heart *splatt*  |
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Post by Allan on Jul 26, 2007 0:03:40 GMT 10
The abductor cried "Ow, my heart, you broke my heart!" The second abductor looked at me and broke into song. He started singing... "But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think it'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man"  |
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Post by Bre on Oct 9, 2007 6:35:30 GMT 10
and then I ripped off their nasty mullets and ...
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Post by Kate on Mar 12, 2008 18:41:36 GMT 10
beat the achy breaky right out of them. Once subdued I..........
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Post by Allan on Mar 12, 2008 21:07:19 GMT 10
...did a little Irish jig in honour of St Patrick's Day. I ran jigged my way down the streat and around the corner, only to see...
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Post by Bre on Mar 13, 2008 8:29:06 GMT 10
... that I was jigging to the wrong party! It is actually Bre's birthday part down the street, full of ...
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Post by Kate on Mar 13, 2008 17:31:24 GMT 10
rabid guinea pigs in stilletto's. I think Bre is......
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Post by Kate on Mar 13, 2008 17:44:42 GMT 10
The Story So Far……………..
The sky was blue, birds were chirping and Jessie couldnt see how the day could be any better when....
suddenly, a bottle fell out of the sky and wacked her on the head!
Little did she know that this bottle...
Had a message inside, sent by the powers that be. All she had to do was to figure out what it meant.....
But, alas, Jessie isn't keen enough to know that. She is about to throw it away when...
she realised that the way she held it actually rubbed away some dirt
She kept rubbing and could soon make out two words written on the message inside.
Jessie read the words aloud: "SAVE. ME".
Jessie screamed and dropped the bottle, she was in a state of shock.
The bottle smashed on the road, revealing a
an ancient scroll, that was wedged in the shards of the broken bottle.
Jessie picked it up, careful not to cut herself. She carefully unrolled it....
Jessie gasped in shock at what she was reading, it was an ancient text, possibly Latin, but somehow she kinda knew what it said.
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus", it said.
"Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon"....wise words she laughed to herself. Then an inquisitive look appeared on her face, why would someone warn her against that? Surely there isnt...
All of a sudden, a piercing yell shattered the air:
"Stupefy!!"
Jessie nearly fell over, the word seemed to come from close by. She ponders whether to take a look or hurry away.
Jessie quickly ducked, out of instinct. A dark figure emerged from the shadows...
She couldnt make his face but he walked with a limp, and he was huge. Bigger than any man she had ever seen
She couldn't move a muscle. She just stared at the man and as he grew closer to her...
“HEEELP!" she yelled, "HEEEELP ME!". The figure clamped a hand over her mouth, muffling her screams.
Then, from the corner of her eye, she could make out something--or someone--coming toward them.
As the figure go closer she realised it wasn't one person but three. Frightening thoughts flashed through her mind
The trio continued to approach her, and rather stealthily at that, since her abducter didn't seem to notice. Or maybe they were one of his?
Her abductor wrapped something around her mouth. It was a gag.....
The trio silently approached until they we're nearly on top of her abductor
She wondered what her fate would be, what they would do to her.
Her abductor suddenly spun around to come face to face with the trio...
She felt him stiffen, as if he was afraid of the trio, what was his problem she wondered, he is easily triple the size of them
Then she saw, one of the members of the trio had a ...
Banana Loaf!
He was stalling over bread! WTF!
Then i realised that the bread was hiding a gun! I now understood why he was shaking.
A shot was fired.....
...and, free from my abductors, I immediately dove under the table.
Under the table, my eyes became upon something on the other side of the floor.
It took me a little while to realize what it was. When I did, I gasped. It was...
my mobile, it must have fallen out of my pocket when they grabbed me, and as I tried calling for help i realised that someone or something was watching me, slowly i turned....
... a wave of fear nausea over came me. I hugged the table leg, took a deep breath, squeezed one eye shut and...
came face to face with something that only my wildest nightmares could have described....
I wanted to shut my eyes, I wanted to run, I wanted to scream, but I could only keep staring...
There it was. The most horrible thing I could ever imagine....
A Buffy DVD all smashed and burned!!!! I was so furious I ...
..stood up and yelled angrily "HAY!!" and threw my mobile at the abductors.
As the mobile hit the ground, the abductors panicked. "How can anybody have a Backstreet Boys ringtone?" they asked.
I started running towards them in blind rage yelling "How could you do that to Buffy?" "I will stake you"
And I luckily found a wooden stake on the ground. I picked it up, and...
..threw it at my abductors getting one of them right in the heart *splatt*
The abductor cried "Ow, my heart, you broke my heart!"
The second abductor looked at me and broke into song. He started singing...
"But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man"
and then I ripped off their nasty mullets and ...
beat the achy breaky right out of them. Once subdued I..........
...did a little Irish jig in honour of St Patrick's Day. I ran jigged my way down the streat and around the corner, only to see...
... that I was jigging to the wrong party! It is actually Bre's birthday part down the street, full of ...
rabid guinea pigs in stilletto's. I think Bre is......
So the story is a Buffy/Harry theme so far...... Where will we go from here?
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Post by Allan on Mar 14, 2008 21:27:30 GMT 10
...hiding somewhere dressed as one of the rabid guinea pigs. I finally see her, and run for cover as she...
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Forsaken
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Is this the path I chose, or the one chosen for me?
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Post by Forsaken on Mar 19, 2008 16:53:59 GMT 10
...practices a speech she'll be giving at the party. But not to fret because I happen to know that...
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Post by Kate on Apr 14, 2008 21:38:17 GMT 10
the micrphones all are rigged to explode whne she says......
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Post by Allan on Apr 15, 2008 19:08:20 GMT 10
"Mmm bop". She gasps in horror as...
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Post by RebeccaR on Mar 24, 2009 10:08:45 GMT 10
the cast of Harry Potter some running in singing loudly "happy birthday", followed by a tv news crew......
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Post by Nico on Oct 27, 2010 22:34:07 GMT 10
Over a year old so I beginning a new story, using Kax members.
The sun was shining, the birds were Chirping and Beck had just...
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