Post by Boju! on Jul 4, 2010 10:51:36 GMT 10
I stumbled on a reddit post about a cheap pack of torches:
i.imgur.com/DDvxO.jpg
Then I noticed this brilliant response about what you could DO with so many torches:
Anyone who says they do not want to try this now is a liar:
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i.imgur.com/DDvxO.jpg
Then I noticed this brilliant response about what you could DO with so many torches:
I am going to buy one of those, seriously. Just scatter them around the house and cars. Do you know how many things you can do with those?
The possibilities are endless!
- With some duct tape you could combine them and make one super flashlight.
- Put one in the bathroom and if you get trapped in there you can shine it under the door to get help.
- Turn out the lights in the bedroom and have your wife hold them under her boobs and run around, and you can pretend your house is haunted by boobs.
- Rig them to all light up around your neighbor's windows and dress up like an alien to make him think he is being abducted.
- Strap two to the trunk of your car so at night other cars think you are driving the wrong way.
- Super glue them to the squirrels in your yard.
- Put two in your pants and when people ask about the glow tell them you fell into radioactive waste and your balls now have super powers.
- Line your hallways with them, so in the case of an emergency they will lead you to safety.
- If someone in your house is hurt use a flashlight and say "Eeeellllliiiioooottttt".
The possibilities are endless!
Anyone who says they do not want to try this now is a liar:
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