Favourite Quotes

[Sammy]

Just a few of my favourites ;D

Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

Mal: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

Inara: "Are you in pain?"
Mal: "Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here."
Inara: "I saw."
Mal: "Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough."
Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster."
Mal: "I got stabbed! Right here!"

Book: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

Kaylee: "Everybody's got somebody..." (wistfully) "Wash, tell me I'm pretty..."
Wash: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee: " 'Cause I'm pretty?"
Wash: " 'Cause you're pretty."

Mal: "This distress call wouldn't be taking place in someone's pants, would it?"

[Bre]

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

Lol everytime I hear that.. I laugh so hard. And the look on his face is funny, like he's actually trying to do the math.

[Lexie]

"It's terrible. He's turned into a sixteen year old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him." ~Giles

"But she's so cute and helpless. Really a turn-on." ~Angelus (Innocence)

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open it's jaws and howl...Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ectasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms shuttered and dank...without passion, we'd be truly dead." ~Angelus (Passion)

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." ~Spike (Becoming Part 1)

"I think I liked you better when you just liked to hit people." ~Angel
"Rational thought. It's an acquired taste." ~Gunn

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Oi! There are too many to mention, but I'll try.

From BtVS--
FAITH: Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.

ANYA: 'I, Anya, promise to ... love you, to cherish you, ...to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?' 'However, I do entrust you with...' (pauses, hears the others chuckling) What? Is something funny?
TARA: No, n-nothing, sweetie, just, just keep still.
ANYA: Okay. Blah, blah, blah, misogynistic. Blah, blah, 'I do however entrust you ... um, with my heart. Take care of my heart, won't you please? Take care of it because, it's all that I have. And, if you let me, I'll take care of your heart too.' 'I'll protect it and tend to it, like a little stray.' Wait, no. 'Like a, a little mangy stray that needs a home.' No, that's not it either.

ANYA: You can sleep with me. (Everyone looks at her) Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.

From AtS--
FRED: Well, I had to extrapolate a new variation on interdimensional plasma dynamics on the fly, but... if the math holds...

GUNN: Thanks for the help. Always enhances a guy's rep when some skinny white beauty queen comes to his rescue - in front of his crew!

DOYLE: You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.

From FF--
Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

[Bre]

Thought I'd revive this. This one from 'Beneath You' basically the whole scene, but I'll cut it up a bit -

SPIKE
It didn't work. Costume. Didn't help. Couldn't hide.
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SPIKE
Hey, hey, hey! No touching. Am I flesh? Am I flesh to you? Feed on flesh. My flesh. Nothing else. Not a spark. Oh, fine. Flesh then. Solid through. (starts unzipping his pants) Get it hard; service the girl.
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BUFFY
Spike, have you completely lost your mind?

SPIKE
Well, yes. Where've you been all night?
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SPIKE
I think they were dreams. So weak. Did you make me weak, thinking of you, holding myself, and spilling useless buckets of salt over your... ending? Angel—he should've warned me. He makes a good show of forgetting, but it's here, in me, all the time. The spark. I wanted to give you what you deserve, and I got it. They put the spark in me and now all it does is burn.
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SPIKE
It's what you wanted, right? It's what you wanted, right? And—and now everybody's in here, talking. Everything I did...everyone I— and him... and it... the other, the thing beneath—beneath you. It's here too. Everybody. They all just tell me go... go... to hell.

BUFFY
Why? Why would you do that—

SPIKE
Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev— to be a kind of man. She shall look on him with forgiveness, and everybody will forgive and love. He will be loved. So everything's OK, right? Can—can we rest now? Buffy...can we rest?

So touching.

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Yeah, that's definitely a touching scene, Bre. One of my favorites as well. It shows not only how Spike was reacting to his soul, but I wonder if it resembles in some way what Angel may have gone through after being given his.

[Nico]

Thanks for pointing this out to me Shaun!

From Season 7- Lies my Prents told me

(After Giles finds out Buffy Removed Spikes Chip)

ROBIN
Wait, sorry, chip?
GILES
Uh, it's a long story.
BUFFY
The military put a chip in Spike's head so he couldn't hurt anyone.
GILES
And that would be the abridged version.
BUFFY
But he wouldn't hurt anyone anymore because he has a soul now.
GILES
Unless the First triggers him again.
ROBIN
Triggers the chip?
BUFFY
No, the trigger's a post-hypnotic thing. The First put it in his head. It was - made him - He was killing again.
ROBIN
So, he has a trigger, a soul, and a chip?
GILES
Not anymore.
BUFFY
(angrily) It was killing him, Giles.
ROBIN
The trigger?
BUFFY
No, the chip. The trigger's not active anymore.
ROBIN
Because the military gave him a soul? (Buffy and Giles glare at Robin, who throws up his hands) Sorry.

Alot Funnier actually watching/hearing it

[Allan]

There are too many for me to think of, so I'll post back when more strike me. For the moment, the one line that comes to me is:
JAYNE: "I'll be in my bunk" - I just love the running gag all the way through the episode!

[Beck]

Rewatching S4 atm.

Spike: You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn't mean to!
Spike: undo it! Undo it!

[Amber]

Anyone else got some favourite quotes that they want to share?

Cordelia: You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does, just so
you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your
approval, when I'm way cooler than you are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I
do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear, and you know
what? I date whoever the hell I want to date. No matter how lame he is.

Buffy: Hmm, I know you don't, that's cause you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend! Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
Willow: We gotta to get her to a...
Xander, shushing her: Let her speak!
Buffy: I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all.
Xander: Well...
Buffy: You are totally, and completely one of the girls! (to Willow) I'm that comfy with him.
Xander: That's great.

Poor Xander.

[Beck]

All from the Yoko Factor, I love drunk Giles

Giles: What ever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved.

Giles: You never train with me anymore. He's gonna kick your ass.

Xander: You and Willow go do the superpower thing, I'll stay behind and putt around the Batcave with crusty old Alfred here.
Giles: Ah-ah, no. I am no Alfred, sir. No, you forget. Alfred had a job.

Xander: Uh-huh. But maybe that all changes when I'm doing sit-ups over at Fort Dix?
Giles almost chokes on his drink.
Giles: Fort Dix?
He bursts out in a wheezing laugh. The three of them stare at him
Buffy: Are you drunk?
Giles: Yes. Quite a bit, actually.

[Bre]

The note reads: "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal."
Xander: "They're gonna cook her dinner?" And he was serious!

Giles: I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before
Xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat. Awesome.

[shred]

I love that first quote from Xander, Bre.

Some of my favourite quotes from The Freshman:-

Willow: Well, he says he's enjoying being a gentleman of leisure.
Buffy:"Gentleman of leisure"? Isn't that British for "unemployed"?
Willow:Uh-huh. He's a slacker now.

Giles: What am I not supposed to have a personal life?
Buffy: No, because you're very, very old and this is gross.

Xander: When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think - What would Buffy do? You're my hero. Okay, sometimes when it's dark, and I'm all alone, I'd think, What is Buffy wearing?
Buffy: Can that be one of those things you never ever tell me about?

Vamp Girl: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.

I love the last one. I use that sometimes. Hehe.

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One of Irene's reminded me of this one. Not the funniest line every uttered, granted, but always one of my favorites.

XANDER: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
BUFFY: He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'

[Bre]

I love that one.

From Doomed:

Spike: Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated.

[Dani]

BTVS:
"I'm The Slayer And Your Playing On My Turf" -Buffy

"People To See Demons To Kill,You Know The Drill" -Buffy -Revelations

"isn't It Weird How Slaying Makes You Hungry And Horny?" -Faith
"Into Each Generation A Slayer Is Born"

"why, Faith whats in it for you?" -Buffy

"What isn't? You know,I come To Sunny dale I'm A Slayer And What Do I Hear? Everywhere I Go? Buffy. So I Slay I Behave I Do The Good-Little-Gril Routine ANd Who Do They Thank? Buffy." -Faith

"Thats Not My Fault" -Buffy-

"Everybody Asks Why Can't You Be More Like Buffy? But Did Anyone Ask If You Could Be Like Me?" -Faith

"Guys Lets Take A Moment To Deal With This We Survived." -Oz

"It was Hell Of A Battle" -Buffy

"Not The Battle High School." -Oz


Angel
'' We All Got Something To Atone For.''







the thing that i liked was when he said in that episode ''In The Dark'', was ''More than meets the eye''.

Spike slowly steps closer: “Cordelia. Love the hair.”
Cordy: “Wish I could say the same.”
Doyle aiming a gun at Spike: “That’s close enough.”
Spike: “What is it with you good guys running in packs? Who is this one then?”
Doyle: “More than meets the eye.”



Doyle: "Yeah, okay. You know what, we ought to go. Angel's got a way out, a ship."
Rieff: "Great. Have fun. Take some Dramamine."
Doyle: "You're not coming with?"
Rieff: "You can't make me."
Doyle: "You're right. You're old enough. It's your choice."
Rieff: "Right. A choice. Where do I want to be hated? You wouldn't get it. You're passing. My mother was the same way. You can walk down the street. She took me out with her one day. I was so excited. Just out in the neighborhood with all the other kids. Guess what day it was? (Doyle sighs) What day was it?"
Doyle: "It was Halloween."
Rieff: "So that's my choice: I can be hated by humans because their scared of me, or by pure-bloods who want to kill me. It's so easy, it's not much of a choice."
Doyle: "Seems to me your family is one place where you know you belong. (Rieff walks off) Hey, I bet you that little girl is going to miss you."
Rieff: "Yeah, well, she's dead by now. - Or might as well be. They're coming again. I can feel it."
Doyle: "It's going to be different this time."
Rieff: "Why? Because your friend is the promised one? (Doyle sighs) So you know it's not true."
Doyle: "No, I don't. I don't know anything about your people's myths and legends. But I do know Angel, and he's the genuine article."
Rieff sarcastic: "My hero."
Doyle: "Yeah, that's exactly what he is. And your people can call him 'the promised one' or the 'dark avenger', what does it matter?"
Rieff: "It matters because it's a lie!"
Doyle: "They put their faith in something, Rieff. You don't have to if you don't want to. Maybe Angel doesn't know what he's doing. It's possible. But the other option: losing yourself somewhere, hoping it all goes away, I *know* that never works. (Rieff swallows) How about we go find your family?"








Doyle: "What does that thing do?"
Angel: "Its light kills anything with human blood."
Doyle: "Well, it's getting brighter and that doohickey - it's fully armed, isn't it?"
Angel: "Almost. If I pull the cable, I think I can still shut it off."
Doyle: "How're you gonna do that without touching the light?"
Cordy: "Angel, that's suicide."
Doyle: "There's got to be another way."
Angel looks at the demons in the hold then at Cordy: "It's all right."
Cordy: "No!"
Angel puts a hand on Doyle's shoulder.
Doyle puts his hand on Angel's arm: "The good fight, yeah? - You never know until you've been tested. - I get that now."
Doyle hauls back and hits Angel with a hard right to the chin, knocking him down into the cargo hold.
Doyle turns to Cordy and they kiss. There is a strange blue light between their lips just before they part. Not sure if it’s from the beacon shining behind them or if it means something else.
Doyle steps back: "Too bad we'll never know (Morphs into his demons face) if this is a face you could learn to love."
Angel picks himself up of the floor of the cargo hold, runs over to the ladder and climbs back up.
Angel: "Doyle. Doyle. Doyle! Doyle! NO!"
Doyle jumps over to the beacon just before Angel reaches the platform. He grabs a hold of its metal frame, turns his head and smiles at Angel and Cordy.
Angel: "No!"
Doyle morphs back to human and tries to pull the cable connection apart as the light gets brighter and starts to melt the skin off his face. Everybody watches spellbound as Doyle manages to pull the cable apart just before he burns up. The beacon goes dark. All the Lister demons stare at the fading beacon in shock. Cordy starts crying and Angel pulls her into a hug, teary-eyed himself.

Cut to Angel and Cordy watching the videotape of the commercial Doyle did at the beginning of the episode.
Doyle: "If you need help. Then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best! Our rats are low."
Cordy: "Rates!"
Doyle points to the papers taped on the windows behind her: "It says 'rats'. - Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. (Clears his throat) Is that it? Am I done?"






Doyle: "It’s not all about fighting and gadgets and stuff. It’s about reaching out to people, showing them that there’s love and hope still left in the world."


Doyle: "I like the place. I mean it’s not much with the view, but it has a nice bat-cave sort of an air to it."

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Doyle:"Say you wouldn’t have a beer of any kind in here, would you?"
Angel: "No."
Doyle: "Come on, you must have something besides pig’s blood!"

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Doyle: "Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? Let me tell you something, pal, that craving is going to grow and one day soon one of those helpless victims that you don’t really care about is going to look way too appetizing to turn down. And you’ll figure hey! what’s one against all I’ve saved? Might as well eat them. I’m still ahead by the numbers!"

Doyle: "You know I’m parched from all this yakking, man. Let’s go treat me to a Billy Dee."

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Angel reads the paper-Tina Coffee Spot "Tina."

Doyle: "Nice looking girl, needs help."

Angel: "Help with what?"

Doyle: "That’s your business. I just take the names."

Angel: "I don’t get it. How am I supposed to know…"

Doyle: "You’re supposed to get into her life, remember? Get involved. Look, High School’s over, boy. It’s time to make with the grown up talk."

Angel: "Why would a woman I’ve never met even talk to me?"

Doyle laughs: "Have you looked into a mirror lately? (hesitates) No, I guess you really haven’t, no."

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Doyle: "Are you game?"

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Doyle: "You couldn’t have known she was going to run out on you like that."

Angel: "Forget it. Let’s get to work."

Doyle: "You can’t cut yourself off from…"

Angel: "Doyle, I don’t want to share my feelings, I don’t want to open up. I want to find Russell and I want to look him in the eye."

Doyle: "Then what?"

Angel: "Then I’m going to share my feelings."

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Doyle: "Wow, you’re really going to war here. - I guess you – ah - you’ve seen a few in your time, yeah?"

Angel: "14, not including Vietnam. They never declared it."

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Doyle: "Well, listen, best of luck to you man. (slaps Angel’s shoulder) I’ve got some fairly large coin riding on the Vikings tonight, but I’ll be there with you in spirit, yeah?"

Angel: "You’re driving."

Doyle: "Now wait a minute. Nah-a, I’m not combat ready. I’m just the messenger!"

Angel throws him the weapons bag: "And I’m the message."

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Doyle: "And yet you don’t seem to be in a celebrating mood."

Angel: "I killed a vampire. I didn’t help anybody."

Doyle: "Are you sure about that? Because there is a girl upstairs that’s as happy as can be."

There is a scream. Both men jump up and rush upstairs.

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Doyle: "You’ve made a good choice. She’ll provide a connection to the world. She’s got a very – humanizing influence."

Angel with a half smile: "You think she’s a Hottie."

Doyle: "Yeah, she’s a stiffener alright, I can’t lie about that. But, you know, she could use a hand."

Angel: "True."

Doyle: "You know there’s a lot of people in this city that need helping."

Angel: "Hmm. So I noticed."

Doyle: "You game?" ..........Angel: i'm game".

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Doyle: “Hey, you know, maybe we should go over this thing again of you getting out in the world and involving yourself with people. It’s Friday night. It’s the most social night of the week! A couple of lookers like us should be out there enjoying the nightlife. Not sitting here in the dark like some kind of…”
Angel: “… some kind of vampire?”
Doyle: “Well, yeah. - I was going to say Slacker, but, yeah, to you, Mr. Obvious. - You got to come out, man!”
Angel: “Why?”
Doyle: “Because we deserve a night of fun, don’t you think? I mean, it breaks up those nights of death and mayhem. Plus we could toast the new business, you know, the three of us. (whistles tilting his head towards the outer office)”

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Doyle: “I don’t even know if she likes me, man, - unless you put a word in for me, - you know, just tell her what a great guy I am!”
Angel: “I barely know you.”
Doyle: “Perfect. That should make it easier for you then.”

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Cordelia walks in: “They’re finally in.”
Doyle to Angel: “There in.” Goes to stand next to Cordy.
Angel: “Okay…?”
Cordelia: “Your cards.”
Doyle: “The cards.”
Cordelia: “Your calling cards to leave with people so they know how to reach you.”
Doyle: “Great idea! Calling cards. It’s not like you have a signal folks can shine in the sky when ever they need help, you know?”
Angel takes a card: “Hey, look at that, there is our number. It’s right next to a… a um - a – a butterfly?”
Doyle looks a Cordy’s face then back down at the card he is holding: “It’s obviously not a butterfly, you idiot. It’s a – a bird. No, no, wait, it’s an owl. A – a bird that hunts at night. Brilliant! It’s a- a…”
Cordelia: “It’s an angel!”
Angel: “An angel. Right. It’s an angel!”
Doyle to Cordy: “Brilliant. So obvious and so clever on so many levels…”

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Angel: “All right. Look, let’s split up. Look for someone that might be in trouble.”
Doyle: “Or for something that’s about to cause it.”

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Doyle grabs her and pulls her away from them: “Hey, hey, hey! This isn’t a marketing seminar here, princess. You’ve got to stay a bit more below radar.”
Cordelia: “What radar?”
Doyle: “The police? You know the service our friend Angel provides - might put some people in mind of the V-word.”
Cordelia: “Vampire?”
Doyle: “No, Vigilante. You know there are laws against this. You need to chat people up a little more casual like. You know, hi, what’s your name? How’s life treatin’ ye? What’s that you say? Minions from hell gettin’ you down?”

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Doyle: “So you got everyone figured out, huh?”
Cordy: “Not everyone. I mean you I don’t get.”
Doyle: “Me?”
Cordy: “Yeah, I mean, what’s with those vision things of yours?”
Doyle: “They’re messages I get, you know from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You know, it’s my gift!”
Cordy: “If that was my gift, I’d return it. I mean you get those headaches, and you do this bleh thing with your face.”
Doyle downs a drink: “What thing with my face?”
Cordy: “Plus, your visions are kind of lame. A bar? That’s nice and vague! I mean they should send you one of those self-destructing tapes, you know, that come with a dossier?”
Doyle: “Well, I’m sure to mention it…”

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Cut to Doyle, Cordy and the blond guy.
Doyle: “Listen, I don’t want any trouble, okay?”
2.guy come up: “Hey, what’s the trouble.”
Doyle: “No, trouble. Did I not just get through saying that we don’t want any trouble? We are trouble-free, okay?”
Blond guy: “Turns out, she’s a hooker and her pimp here is giving me a hard time.”
Cordy: “That’s it!”
Doyle: “Down, Cord…”
Cordy: “Did you hear what he just said about me?”
Doyle: “Everyone just simmer down here, okay? Violence isn’t going to solve a thing here. (steps forward and head-buts the blond guy) On the other hand it is kind of festive.”
The three guys start fighting.

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Angel: “You know, I’m having a hard time believing that Doyle’s vision meant I was supposed to come here to break up a bar fight.”
Doyle: “Yeah, well, if it was, I’m in for some serious workman’s comp.”
Angel: “Alright think. Could either one of you sense that anyone here tonight need help?”
Cordy: “Yeah, everybody.”
Angel: “This socializing thing is brutal. I mean, I was young once, - I used to go to bars. It wasn’t anything like this.”
Doyle: “I used to go to taverns. Small towns, where everybody used to know each other.”

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Cordy: “Yeah, like High-school. It was easy to date there. We all had so much in common. Being monster food every other week for instance.”
Doyle: “Well, you’re in the big, bad city now, huh? Where everyone’s a stranger - hiding behind walls, keeping secrets.”

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Doyle: “This is completely whacked, man. I don’t even know what I’m looking for anymore.”
Angel comes to stand behind Cordy: “You’re looking for any events in and around that bar.”
Cordy: “Okay, I’m in the news group search engine. Now what is the name of that place again?”
Angel: “D’oblique. Capital D, apostrophe, o-b-l-i…”
Cordy: “Not so fast. Okay, Capital D, - apostrophe, apostrophe, apostrophe, - oh, I got it. Okay. - Now what’s after that again?”
Doyle gets up and walks up the keyboard: “You know, I need a break. Let me – ah – let me get in here.” Turns the keyboard towards him and starts typing really fast.
Angel: “How’d you pick up computer skills?”
Cordy: “Downloading pictures of naked women?”
Doyle: “Well, that’s more or less accurate. - Hello! We’ve got two hits.”

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Cut to Cordy and Doyle sitting together looking through a bunch of books about demons. Doyle points at the picture of a demon.
Doyle: “Here’s another one. Piasca. It’s a flesh-eating Indian demon that enters victims through the mouth and eviscerates from within. You’re going to put that one down?”
Cordy: “Yeah. Ugh, demons. Is there anything more disgusting?”
Doyle after a beat: “You think so?”
Cordy looks at him surprised: “Come on. - Okay, look at this one. (points to picture) This demon wears a wreath of intestines around its head. I mean honestly, what kind of a statement is this thing trying to make with that?”
Doyle: “Yeah, you know, - I mean, it really depends, doesn’t it? - I mean some demons could actually be nice, - given the opportunity. I think, you’d have to get to know them, yeah?”
Cordy: “I’ve met a lot of demons, and slime aside, not a whole lot going on there.”

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Doyle looks around: “Wow, this is... place is… I thought girls are supposed to like pretty things.”
Cordy: “Uh. Don’t start okay? Angel told us to meet here, so we’re meeting here. That doesn’t mean that you can…”
Doyle picks up a bra and holds it up to his chest.
Cordelia takes it away from him impatiently: “That is so High School! Cordelia wears bras. Oh, she has girlie parts!”
Doyle: “Take it easy. You’re being a tad defensive here. I think it’s refreshing seeing a woman living like this. You know, it means you’re not so up tight. Means you live for the moment.”
He steps into a dirty cereal bowl sitting on the floor as a knock sounds.
Doyle: “You’re disgusting.”

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Doyle: “Invite him in! As long as you’re alive, vampires, they can’t cross the threshold unless you…”
Cordy: “Oh, right, right. You promise you’ll stay good?”
Angel: “Cordelia.”
Cordy: “I’m kidding. Come in.”

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Angel: “It eviscerates its victims as it moves from body to body, and it may only be able to do it after some kind of a sex act, exchange of fluids kind of thing.”
Cordy: “Eww!”
Doyle: “Lovely.”

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Doyle: “Few and far between. This kid is strong like you said. Not to crazy about fire though.”
Angel: “Something we have in common.”

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Cordy: “It’s a parasite. It moves from body to body. And when it leaves one for the next, not going to gag here, but the first one goes kaplooey pretty fast.”
Doyle: “Yep, curdles like cream on a hot day.”
Cordy: “I believe I covered that with non dairy kaplooey?”

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Cordelia: “Or we can go home.”
Doyle: “And you can sit in the dark alone.”
They get up and start to leave.
Angel breathing a sigh of relief: “God, yes! Thank you.”
Doyle: Man, you know I was crazy about her, and I was wearing her down, too. But no, handsome, brooding vampire guy has to swoop in, all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How about leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellas who don't turn evil when they get some?
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Doyle: When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world.

[shred]

haffner280 said:

One of Irene's reminded me of this one. Not the funniest line every uttered, granted, but always one of my favorites.

XANDER: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.
BUFFY: He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'

I love that!

Some of my favourite Giles related quotes from A New Man...

Buffy: Nice phone.
Giles: Yes, fabulous technology. You see, if anyone has any information I need to know, they can simply tell me about it through this ingenious speaking tube. I'm very excited.

Giles: If you don't mind I'm going to watch them manhandle Ethan into a vehicle.

;D