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Post by Beck on Oct 12, 2005 8:09:48 GMT 10
What are your favourite quotes from BtVS, Ats and FF?
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Post by Bre on Oct 12, 2005 12:24:24 GMT 10
Here are some of my favorite BtVS quotes:
Willow: It's a doodle. I do doodle. You too, you do doodle too.
Willow: Happy hunting.
Buffy: Wish me mosters.
Buffy: Professor Walsh, that simple little recon you sent me on... wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know what a slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.
Andrew: Get out of my braaaaain!
Buffy: I now have my weapons categorized from a to z: from axe to zee other axe.
Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross.
Walsh: We thought you were a myth.
Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken.
Xander: Being popular isn't so great. Or so I've read in books.
Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Waiter: ID
(Anya glares at him)
Waiter: ID
Anya: I'm 120 years old. Just give me a fricken beer.
Waiter: ID
Anya: Gimme a coke
Buffy: Do you really love Xander?
Cordy: Well, he kinda grows on you, like a Chia Pet
Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling out things.
Xander: a bitca?
Xander: I don't get this. The candy is supposed to make you feel immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.
... There will be more ...
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Post by Loz on Oct 12, 2005 12:33:33 GMT 10
Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life? Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross. Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer. Waiter: ID (Anya glares at him) Waiter: ID Anya: I'm 120 years old. Just give me a fricken beer. Waiter: ID Anya: Gimme a coke Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h? Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling out things. Xander: a bitca? Nice start Bre. Three of my faves! I'll be back with some more.... |
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Post by Bre on Oct 14, 2005 9:41:38 GMT 10
Buffy: (Reading a note from some vamps) Come to the Bronze before it opens. Or we'll make her a meal.
Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner? ... I'll pretend I didn't say that.
- When She Was Bad
Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.
- I, Robot ... You Jane
Willow: You really have to find the fun B ... uffy.
- Faith, Hope, and Trick
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Post by Beck on Oct 14, 2005 9:42:02 GMT 10
Best quote ever...
Spike: (high voice)How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
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Post by Bre on Oct 14, 2005 9:42:41 GMT 10
lol that one is great Beck.
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Post by Beck on Oct 14, 2005 9:45:34 GMT 10
Cordy: "Oh - Angel! I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire - and it would be impossible for us to be together - but!"
Wes: "But! My gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!"
Cordy: "Yes, Angel?"
Wes: "Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!"
Cordy: "And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends."
Wes: "Or possibly more."
Cordy: "Gasp! No! We mustn't."
Wes: "Kiss me."
Cordy: "Bite me!"
Angel: "How about you both bite me."
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Post by Beck on Oct 14, 2005 9:52:23 GMT 10
Wash: Everything looks good from here...Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land." I think we should call it "your grave!" Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Lund: You didn't toast? Y'know, I'm thinkin' you one of them independents
Mal: And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other, til we go away?
Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Mal: Nice shot.
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll chip in.
Zoe: I can hurt you.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
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Post by Amber on Oct 14, 2005 9:54:57 GMT 10
Buffy:There is nothing that chocolate can't fix
Wilow: I think I'm gonna barf
Buffy: Except that.
Willow: Don't warn the tadpoles!
Willow: All geminis to the raspberry hats!
Willow: It's a freak with no face!
Xander- I laugh in the face of danger. And then I hide until it goes away.
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you,
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will.
That's all for now!
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Post by Bre on Oct 14, 2005 10:00:26 GMT 10
By far one of my favs!
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Post by monkeypants on Nov 11, 2005 23:35:23 GMT 10
OZ: And you know the monkeys just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And then there's a big coup in the zoo.
W: The monkey's French?
O: All monkeys are French. You didnt know that?
W: No.
Just so cute!
Xander: There's a party in my eyesocket, and everyone's invited!
Willow: Say, you didnt all happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They dont have a rock this big.
Giles: Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans.
Willow: Wanna go for coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?
Oz: But on the plus side, you killed the bench. It was kinda shifty looking.
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Post by Bre on Nov 14, 2005 5:42:16 GMT 10
I could never guess you liked that quote!  |
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Post by monkeypants on Nov 15, 2005 2:11:26 GMT 10
no i know, chucked that one in to suprise everyone |
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Post by buffymanic on Nov 15, 2005 5:02:36 GMT 10
Angel in Deep Down: We live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be.
Angel in Spin the bottle: (hears the radio, and goes in the room to investigate) Minstrels.
Angel pokes at the radio with his sword, looking at the box with interest. Cordelia presses the power button.
Angel: How did—? You stopped the tiny men from singing.
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Post by Bre on Nov 15, 2005 7:56:30 GMT 10
lmao! I forgot about that episode!! Hilarious.
I like these ones--
Kaylee: It was your makeout session that got us into this, sir.
Mal: I was poisoned!
Inara: You were drugged.
Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
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Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
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Post by buffymanic on Nov 15, 2005 8:31:04 GMT 10
OMG! that is such an awsome quote! I love Jayne when he's like that
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Post by Lexie on Apr 19, 2006 22:55:20 GMT 10
I love quotes. Choosing my favorites are so hard. I'll try to start off slow...
SPIKE:(barges into the office)Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... (stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk)
PUPPET ANGEL(anxiously)Spike...
SPIKE:(staring)Look at you.
PUPPET ANGEL:(gesturing with his hands)Just turn around and walk away.
SPIKE:(still staring)You're a—
PUPPET ANGEL:Spike!
SPIKE:(starts laughing uncontrollably)You're a bloody puppet!
Angel launches from his chair at Spike, knocking them through the office windows and into the lobby.
SPIKE:(laughs)You're a wee, little puppet man! (Angel punches Spike in the face)Ow! (laughs; Angel punches Spike in the face harder)Ow! Hey! That's enough. (pushes puppet Angel off of him, throwing him high into the air)(Angel lands on his feet, glaring at Spike)Angel, what the hell happened to you? (gets to his feet)You look ridiculous.
(Smile Time)
"The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now." ~Doyle (Hero)
"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." ~Whistler (Becoming Part 1)
"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move." ~Spike (School Hard)
Xander: So, when you gave him my neck to chew on, why didn't you clock him before he had a chance to clock you?
Angel: I told you. I couldn't make the first move. I had to see if he was buying it or not.
Xander: A-and if he bit me, what then?
Angel: We would've known he bought it.
(School Hard)
Wesley: Buffy, you will go to the Gleave's family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.
Buffy: I will?
Wesley: Are you not used to being given orders?
Buffy: Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.
(Bad Girls)
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Post by Little Miss on Apr 20, 2006 1:39:26 GMT 10
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less! Spike: [counting on fingers] Out...for...a...walk... B***h  ~And~ Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English! Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.
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Post by Bre on Apr 20, 2006 7:08:09 GMT 10
Alice, that last one is one of my all time favorites! Basically anything Spike says is great.
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Post by Loz on Apr 20, 2006 10:24:59 GMT 10
A personal fave of Spikes: SPIKE: Oh Pacey, you blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?  I laugh every single time |
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I laugh every single time