Quotable - TV Style

[Beck]

We had a favourite quotes in the Buffy section, but I am expanding it to include any TV Show in this thread. So what lines do you love?

From True Blood

Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.

(After some guys sent their burgers back saying they didn't want an AIDS burger - Lafayette being gay)
Lafayette: Who ordered the hamburger .... with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with Frun Fry, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS!!!! Do anybody got a problem with that?
Redneck: I decide who makes my burger.
Lafayette: Baby, it's too late for that [...] everything on your goddamn table got AIDS!

Sookie: I love these things! There like booze for dolls. They gave me 10!

Eric to Lafayette after dismembering Royce: "Is there blood in my hair?"

About Eric's hair
Pam: This is a disaster. We'll have to go much shorter than I planned."
Eric: I said I was sorry, Pam.

Eric to Pam referring to Arlene's kids: "Oh, come on, Pam. They're funny. They're like humans but miniature." *squirreling his face up* "Teacup humans."

And just about every Sheldon quote in Big Bang Theory cracks me up but I can't think of any at the moment

[Bre]

I saw a lot of those True Blood quotes when I was researching the banners ... definitely have to start watching it!

From Lost:

(Talking about having faith or taking chances)
Locke: Why do you find it so hard to believe?
Jack: Why do you find it so easy?
Locke: It's never been easy!

I get chills every time I hear it that bit.

I'll post more as I think about different shows!

[Beck]

There are many more Eric quotes that I love but I didn't want to swamp the thread with them Jason has some pretty good lines too actually, I love him explaining to one of the other characters that they are still heroes for "saving" the town (well they did help) even though no one else would know about it. "If a tree falls in the woods it is still a tree isn't it??

[RebeccaR]

I love the "Eric's Haircut" scene. Bring on season 3.
I think comedies and their one-liners are the most memorable. Big Bang Theory has so darn many, as well as the Simpsons.
I've seen so much tv lately, I'll have to think on it.

[Bre]

I have been re-watching the Office a little on TV lately.

I loved when Michael was having financial problems and he "declared bankruptcy"

Here's the 25 second clip.