Post by raynesnoir on Jun 19, 2007 17:05:52 GMT 10
Episode 50 "Huh?"
Black nothingness. Carmen walks into center.
Carmen: Ok, this episode feels like… an epic! Yes, an epic! And all epics involve the invoking of a muse!
Leora walks next to her.
Leora: Oh Senderetsendinano! We invoke thee to help tell the tale of…
Carmen and Leora look at each other, lost with a title.
Leora: We don’t have a tale… do we…
Carmen: I think I left it in the trunk with Cynthia…
Leora: Must we always go back to her?
Carmen: Comic relief…
Leora: It’s getting old!
Carmen: Oh yeah?
Carmen whips out her shotgun.
Carmen: Wanna say that again, dead girl?
Leora: Oh my God… this is no epic is it… this is…
Carmen: Come on, this is so an epic!
Leora: Just hear me out!
Carmen: No! This is so an epic!
Leora: Oh yeah? Well where if this is an epic, than where is our hero? All epics need a hero!
Leora and Carmen look at each other some more, Carmen letting her gun down.
Carmen: I think we’re epic enough.
Leora(unsure): Yeah...yeah of course. I mean we did...no...Wait! We...well, we killed that one bad guy that was randomly added at the end remember?
Carmen: Oh yeah. That Bible guy. Oh and Let's not forget Saffire! We did kill him good.
Leora: Yeah but didn't we need like a slayer, an ex- god, a higher being, me, you, Rayne, and Katana to help?
Carmen: Oh please! We were bad ass enough that we could of done it ourselves.
Leora: Oh yeah. Definitely.
They look at each other with disappointment.
Leora: Well I guess we should find that tale.
The Sacred Circle lights up around them. Carmen walks over to the trunk at the back, Leora following behind cautiously.
Carmen: Our token druggie best not have messed around with it.
Leora: I wonder if she’s gone…
Carmen opens up the trunk. Cynthia looks up at the two of them as she’s scrunched up right on her side.
Cynthia: Can I come out now?
Carmen grabs a piece of paper from beside Cynthia.
Carmen: No! What do you think I am? Reasonable? Do I look like my husband to you?
She slams the trunk closed once more. Carmen looks at the paper.
Carmen: Time to find out what this is all about.
She reads it and pauses.
Leora: What is it?
Carmen: Huh?
Leora: What does the paper say?
Carmen: Huh?
Leora: Carmen! What… does… the… paper… say… please!
Carmen: I’m not deaf!
Leora: Let me see that!
Leora grabs the paper from her.
Leora: Huh?
Zoom in on the paper. It says simply in plain times new roman point ten font right in the middle of the page: Huh? Leora drops the paper and stares at Carmen, scared.
Carmen: What does it mean?
Leora: I think I know… as I always do…
Carmen: Leora, what’s wrong?
Leora: This… this is no epic… this is… oh my God… I can’t even say it!
Carmen: Woos… no wonder you die.
Leora: This is terrible! It’s… the parody…
Carmen: Already? But we’ve only just finished our third season!
Leora: It appears Alex wanted it early… oh how he is with these things!
Carmen: Power tripped.
A jar falls behind Carmen and breaks, she jumps.
Carmen: Sorry!
Leora: We have to prepare fast!
Carmen: It’s already started!
The rest of the main cast: Feora, Galen, Rayne, and Michael in this instance, appears around them immediately. Rayne sees his scared wife and best friend.
Rayne: What’s wrong! We must know before we have sex!
Carmen: It’s come… The Parody.
End Teaser.
Theme song of the day: Fillip © Muse
Starring:
Raven Adams - Leora Byrne (DEAD!)
Credits suddenly stop. Cut back to the Sacred Circle, Leora is alone.
Leora: Stop right there! That’s all that’s important!
Out of nowhere Carmen smacks her and Leora falls to the ground.
Carmen: Continue please!
The Sacred Circle fades away.
Christina Silvergieter - Carmen White-Rayne (Pregnant and alone)
Cory Fauche - Feora (Dead…er)
Peter Krause - Galen (Stabbed good!)
Alex Hart - Michael (… does anyone really care?)
And Alexander Brown as Arthur Rayne (Comatosed)
Also Starring:
Caitlin Wachs as Caitlin Smith (Back for more… to her dismay)
Credits stop once more and the Sacred Circle appears again. Caitlin appears into the centre of the room, the cast all by, Leora rubbing her head from Carmen’s attack. Caitlin looks around.
Caitlin: Shit! Why do I always end up back in this hell hole?
Carmen: Excuse me?
Caitlin: I was prepping for a show of my own, thank you very much!
Feora(To Galen beside her): She’s a snobby one… why didn’t I kill her?
Galen: Did you ever kill anyone?
Feora: Her boyfriend!
Leora glares at her sister.
Feora: Oh get over it, dead girl!
Leora: I could melt you again if you’d like!
Feora: Bring it, bitch!
Leora and Feora take fighting stances, every looks at them, shaking their heads. The credits return and the Sacred Circle disappears.
Created by:
Alexander Brown (Master)
And Travis Truant-Simpson (Master who left…)
Executive Producers:
Alexander Brown (Again the Master! But not the fruit punch face one…)
Joseph Sessumes (Oh so important slave)
And Travis Truant-Simpson (… go back to your Sorceress! Pfft!)
Written by:
Alexander Brown (Wow… we just love our Master!)
Rayne pipes up in the darkness as the credits go.
Rayne: Boy do I love my name!
Carmen: What?
Rayne: Well I’m lead male, creator, executive producer - like they do anything, writer and all supreme ruler!
Rayne laughs manically.
Carmen: Oh God…
Additional Writing:
Joseph Sessumes (We love his slave too…)
Based on: That Vampire show © to that feminist dude! We love you whoever your real name should be! And that story with the pictures and the sex… no… not porn… Oh! © to that sexy British Man! We all want in your pants, Mr. Gaiman, we all want in…
In Association With: Series by my friendlies… and Sexy Lexy… he’s too sexy for friends that one. SORCERESS OF CRIMSON FALLS created by Travis Truant-Simpson (you smell for leaving RAVEN all to me…), BROKEN DESTINY created by Joseph Sessumes (And YOU smell because you won’t leave your series and write regularly for mine… pfft!) and Alexander Brown (Well… the Master HAS to have other hobbies…), HIKARI created by us three again (… I’m too lazy for the names now… even if ones my own…), CHOSEN created by Heather (you pervert…), ASTA created by Irene Isaac (Queen! *bows down to* I can’t badmouth you! Except that -), ROGUE REDEMPTION created by Amber Rose (You wrote for me… I lerves you!), SHADOW STALKER by Sexy Lexy (tribute above), and Seasons by Alex (Maybe I should put an 8 next to Raven and more people will read… or maybe I should just like rename it 8! What ya think?)
Everyone appears again.
Michael: Is it me, or do these things get longer every episode?
Leora: You’re complaining? We’ve been here for three years!
Carmen nods next to this.
Rayne: Well I find it just dandy.
Carmen: We heard you gallivant your name around, dear.
Rayne: It’s the prettiest damn generic name ever!
Galen: Can we just start the first act already?
Caitlin: Yeah, some of us want to go home!
