Post by raynesnoir on Jun 19, 2007 17:31:32 GMT 10
Episode 4.8 “Ratiocinative”
Teaser:
Black Screen. Text: Eileen Walton, 3:24pm, London, England.
Cut to: A woman - Eileen Walton, glamorous looking, lipstick, make-up, the lot, strolling into an apartment room, her head high - confident. She looks behind her as a waiter walks by pushing a trolley, she’s staying in a hotel. She calls to the waiter.
Eileen: Hey! Where’s that caviar I ordered?
Waiter: Caviar?
Eileen: Hello? Don’t you people listen around here? I ordered some - where is it?
Waiter: Uh...uh...
Eileen: Don’t you “uh...uh...” me, I have a schedule here! I’m a busy woman. Now - caviar, chop chop. Before I chop chop you.
Waiter rolls his eyes, pissed off, he sighs and walks off.
Eileen walks further into her apartment until she reaches her bathroom. She puts on the light, sighing.
Eileen: Sheesh, you’d expect people to do this for you.
Eileen walks over to the mirror, she looks at reflection, admiring herself.
Eileen: (to herself) Eileen you are one sexy woman...
She touches her breasts pushing them up a tad, pouting her lips. She grins. Slowly she takes her dress off, puts the plug in her bath and runs some hot water.
Cut to: Eileen in the bath, bubbles covering the surface, relaxing her eyes closed. Suddenly the phone rings. She sighs in annoyance.
Eileen: People have no respect for an upper class woman.
She groans reaching for the portable house phone on the table next to her.
Eileen: Ciao.
Split Screen: A man, also very glamorous, relaxing in an office chair, feet up against his stylish table. He has a very camp voice and feel to him.
Man: Hey kitten.
Eileen: Morgan, what do you want?
Morgan: And a hello to you too.
Eileen: Look Morgan, I’ve had a really rough day; could you just call back, let me relax?
Morgan: Rough day? Doing what exactly?
Eileen: Pedicures take a lot of emotional strength to deal with.
Morgan: I’m sure, baby.
Eileen lets out a sigh.
Eileen: Make it quick.
Morgan: I got the verdict on that audition you went for.
Eileen suddenly sits up, interested, bubble foam still sticking to her hiding her nakedness.
Eileen: And?
Morgan: You didn’t get it.
Eileen sits back down in the bath.
Eileen: I didn’t?
Morgan: You didn’t.
Eileen: Well you can tell Barney to stick that tail up his ass, we don’t need him anyway. When’s the next audition?
There is no answer from Morgan as he turns in his seat, pondering what to say next; a hint of fear of how to say it.
Eileen: Hello?! I’m talking to you.
Morgan: Next audition?
Eileen: What’s wrong?
Morgan: There is no next audition.
Eileen: Well you better get your act together and do your job properly! I’m an actress - a highly respected, well known actress, cos if you don’t-
Morgan: You’re fired.
Eileen: Exactly.
Morgan: No, you’re fired.
Eileen: Ok, baby that’s- what?!
Morgan: You’re fired.
Eileen: Fired? You can’t fire me! I own you! I own you!
Morgan: I can’t do this anymore.
Eileen: You can’t do this anymore? Imagine what I’ve been through? Can’t you think of me just for one second, it’s never me, it’s always you you you.
Morgan: Leenie, this just isn’t working.
Eileen: You can’t do this! You can’t do this to me!
Morgan: I can.
Eileen, filled with shock, tries to comprehend.
Eileen: Why?...
Morgan: You suck.
Eileen: I...I....
Morgan: Leenie, I’ve always looked out for you, cos you’re my sister, but I need someone I can count on, someone who can act.
Eileen: I...I...
Morgan: It’s nothing personal.
Eileen: I can act, I can act!
Morgan: Oh come on, when you went for that Mary Poppins audition you cried!
Eileen: There’s a hidden emotion behind that nanny, looking after annoying singing kids puts a strain on anyone! I can do this Morgy, I can. Just... just give me a chance.
Morgan: Give you a chance? I’ve given you enough chances, so many chances it’s affecting my career.
Eileen: To hell with your career!
Morgan: And to hell with yours, too.
Eileen: Morgan, please....
Morgan: No Leenie, you’re useless. You can’t act. You can’t sing. You can’t do anything that’s related to acting. You wouldn’t make the big screen if the will of god was with you. You’re crap. Get over it and move on, cos I certainly have.
Eileen: I don’t need you. I never needed you!
Morgan: Let’s see how far you can get without me, I’m sure you’ll be happy waiting tables, because that’s how far you’re gonna get. I can’t put up with your crap anymore. You’re useless.
Eileen: You bitch! You stupid bitch!
Morgan: No, that would be you.
Eileen: Well... you can’t....do whatever managers do.
Morgan: Goodbye Leenie.
Eileen: This won’t be the last of this! I’ll show you! I’ll show you what I can really be! The will of this actress will never die! Never! Ne-
Her phone suddenly slips from her hands in her rage into the bath, at contact we see electric sparks spread out immediately straight into Eileen. She stops. Still. Her eyes wide. Her mouth still open in mid-action. We cut away from Morgan.
Morgan (OS): Leenie, hello? Hello? Hello?....
Leora and Death fade into the bathroom as they walk in. Leora immediately covers her eyes in shock.
Leora: R rating here! R rating! I didn’t sign on for this kind of action.
Death: Oh Leora, deal with it. The body is a natural form, why cover your eyes from that?
Leora gives a peak, and then looks to Death. Beat.
Leora: No comment.
Eileen appears beside Leora. She looks at herself with shock.
Eileen: What the ****?
Leora: R rating!
Eileen looks at Leora for a second, and then ignores her. She Turns back to look at herself. Leora responds appropriately.
Leora:… hi…
Eileen: This is a bathroom. My bathroom. And I’m naked. Get out before I-
Leora: You’re dead.
Eileen: What?
Leora: Sorry, no easier way to break it to you.
Eileen turns round looking at her body. She gasps.
Leora: I’m sorry.
Eileen: So you thought I was shocked?
Death: It’s a little late to improve your skills.
Eileen: I’ll show that bastard....
Leora: How? You’re dead.
Eileen: Ok, no need to rub it in.
Death takes Eileen’s hand.
Death: I think I know the perfect place for you…
Eileen: Alright. As long as it won’t cramp my fame.
Death: Oh I’m sure it won’t…
Leora and Death walk away, Death holding the arm of a reluctant Eileen.
Eileen: Hey, one thing. Will I be able to haunt?
End Teaser
Theme Song: Animal I Have Become © Three Days Grace
Starring:
AJ Cook - Carmen White-Rayne
Tygh Runyan - Michael Duran
Laura Harris - Lily White
Drake Bell - Josh O’Malley
With Kyle Gallner as Hiero
And Michael Vartan as Arthur Rayne
Also Starring:
Teresa Cruz - Death of the Endless
Tilda Swinton - Scarlet
And Kate Beckinsale as Leora Byrne
Special Guest Star:
Hayley West - Vendra
Kelly Giddish – Katana
Sophie Okonedo - Meela
Betty White as herself
Guest Starring:
Maria Alejandra Delfino - Grace
Harry Hamil - Corinthian
John Hurt - Lucien
Paul Rudd - Voice of Matthew the Raven
Adam Hendershott - Mervyn the Pumpkinhead
Conchita Campbell - Cuckoo
With Nicki Clyne as Katie Ingham
And Patrick Dempsey as Dream of the Endless
Created by:
Alexander Brown
And Travis Truant-Simpson
Executive Producers:
Alexander Brown
Joseph Sessumes
And Travis Truant-Simpson
Written by:
Alexander Brown
And Yosso
Based on: Buffy the Vampire Slayer © Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and 20th Century Fox, and The Sandman graphic novels © Neil Gaiman and DC Comics. No profit is made from this fanfiction.
In Association With: SORCERESS OF CRIMSON FALLS created by Travis Truant-Simpson, BROKEN DESTINY created by Joseph Sessumes, CHOSEN created by Heather, ASTA created by Irene Isaac, ROGUE REDEMPTION created by Amber Rose, SEASONS 8/9/6 created by Alex Hart, WISHFUL THINKING created by Ben Keefe SHADOW STALKER created by Lex, and BIRDS OF PARADISE created by Skitty.